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Peekaboo susie, my beautiful baby girl...mummy is so pleased that you have managed to wear your nappy and plastic panties all night long. Mummy is very proud of her big girl, especially for not spitting out her dummy and losing it in the night, then crying and waking mummy up to find it and pop it back in.

What a little sweetie you are so now mummy is going to put you on your changing mat and examine you all over to make sure you haven't scratched yourself because mummy forget to put your mitts on last night.

Why are you *ing your thumb again susie? Is it because you need some more blackcurrant in your soother? No more blackcurrant this morning otherwise it will rot your baby teeth. Well off with your baby nightie and you take this bottle of mummy's warmly pumped milk while mummy changes your nappy. Good girl...lift your botty up a little, good girl...

Don't slurp mummy's milk down too quickly or you will get tummy ache and wind and we both know you don't like getting wind. Mummy can feel the nappy is all swollen and wet but well done for not taking your nappy off in the night and wetting the bed. Oh! just look at that little red pee pee and messy little botty. Who's a good girl then? 

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